She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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