My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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