I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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