Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The air was thick with penises
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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