No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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