Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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