After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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