he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I am available for nakedness
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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