the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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