How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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