I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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