So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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