also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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