would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
only if we run a train.
done.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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