i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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