Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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