we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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