i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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