So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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