the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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