wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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