Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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