DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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