Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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