also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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