But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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