i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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