They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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