the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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