If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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