So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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