For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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