The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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