mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Found your dick twin last night
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
