Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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