C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yo dont text me then not text me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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