How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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