do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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