Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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