You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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