i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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