Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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