I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What happened to fro yo and sex?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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