why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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