"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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