my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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