He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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