Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We left the knife in your bed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
