can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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