quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Come on in and take your pants off
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