I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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