I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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