Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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