I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
